Baxie's Bachelor Party Stag Night
 

  The night started well, lots had showed up at the Rompa to go out for a night on the town. Guild leaders like Meister, and Calitri. Father Chagidiel of the Church of Omni-Tek, and the infamous Cosmik "Dance_Champion Dracai"......
 
 

  One thing was needed and that was the stag himself, bachelor boy baxie as he was known for the night. Wearing a delightful little number, we discovered he had an unusual tattoo of a nakid woman across his chest we'd never known about before, it was just our luck it matched the female underwear panties! :o)
 
 

  Although chafing him badly.... a walk to his first point of doom.....um.....i mean, fun was long and winding as people from the Arena ran out to /moon and laugh at the lil opi-fex as we announced to the whole of Entertainment District about his night on the town and around RubiKa.
 

   Tir we took by storm and the grid square was packed wondering why a dance champion and a nakid little panty wearing opifex were surrounded by a large group of guys...
They soon learned about Baxie's first rite of the night. To swim the toxic moat all the way around, singing a lovely little tune that Lev himself came up with. Ensuring that Baxie would endear himself to Tir's 100% clan population......
 

"Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
All clanners, go away.
All i want for Christmas now is the clan-ners dead today.. OH....

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
If clan then your a nut,
All of u can beg right now, or simply kiss my butt.....OOOHHH.....

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
You've got it in your head,
You want us killed, but we're so big now, that soon you'll all be dead WOOOOAHhhhhh....

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells,
Ill finish this right now,
To say to you, that-you-all dodge soap, and your mother was a cow. (i thankyou, goodnight!)"
 

  Laughing silly, the group suddenly realized Baxie stunk and so everyone let him know how they felt about the new smell he had discovered. With the clans now baying for his blood, we thought it best to move on. It was either that or the most embarrasing murder trial in history (telling of how a man in panties and a tattoo manged to get killed singing Jingle Bells)......
 

   Newland was just as bemused to see the nakid blue-grey little man walking about. But this time Lev had promised him an easy ride, that there was something good to come that he'd like......
 
 

   And once in the Neuters R Us, Baxie found himself in the company of the beautiful Elyhaym and Lovekitten. who were both more than willing to dance for the guy on his last night of freedom. Baxie thought the night was finally looking up. But with Lev saying "No, that's not the surprise, that's not the nice bit i was talking about" Baxie looked around in horror to see what really WAS his main attraction for the night......
 
 

Discolover had seen Baxie a few nights recently at the Omni-Tek "Cash n Carry Kwik-E-Mart" in trade and had his eye on him ever since. Lev promised him a chance to get him before baxie became unavailable and here was his chance. Wearing a nice little Miir bikini swimsuit, Baxie was shocked and stunned at the Trox's entrance.
 

   But after a few minutes he gave up and began to dance with the atrox too..... everyone danced along (yes, even "Dance_Champion Cosmik" lol) and Discolover even managed his dream, a quick kiss (seen above) off baxie before his big day. With baxie perplexed at wondering what was gonna happen next on this rollercoaster of a night, Discolover was sent home happy and the girls were given their thanks by all the guys there.
 
 

  With trepidation, Baxie was told his next stop was the Omni-E Arena. Once again Newland residents stood in bemusement and looked at the gobsmacking sight above.....
 
 

   The grid was packed, and so was the area surrounding the drop off point as the baxie parade continued. People running up, pointing and laughing as Lev and Cosmik voiced out what a great model baxie made.... Baxie tho, having to walk in front of everyone as part of the ritual of the night (being the centre attraction) didnt notice all his "friends" putting on their armour and knuckle dusters behind him tho. He had no idea what was going to happen at the arena until he turned around and noticed the group armed to the teeth....
 
 

Father Chag turned away in dismay as the rest of the group took centre stage of the arena. Again the gladiators in there were stunned at the sight as baxie was took into the middle of the square and surrounded by his friends who were grouping to fight....
 
 

   So it was no surprise that the fight didnt last long, after all..... a pair of panties and a tattoo doesnt shield you too much from the dimach and brawl of 3 different people :)
(note above, here we can clearly see Baxie's dead body on the ground, yet you can already see his soul semi-apparent on his way to reclaim) :)
 
 

Within an instant, and with no time to even get his stuff or his stats back, Baxie found himself in Deep Artery Valley in Belial Forest with Cosmik and Lev. Cosmik's teleporter had been giving him jip of late, but today it was working perfectly.
"What are we doing here?" was the stupid question asked by Baxie....
"Leaving you." was the response.....
 
 

  With nothing on him except his panties, and his white lil shoes (oh, and the tattoo) he began his long, arduous trek back, not knowing where to go or how to get there...
Lev promised (as best man) to make Chimaeri sure she knows it isnt Baxie's fault, when he cant turn up on his wedding day this wednesday.
 
 

   Cosmik and Lev headed back to Baboons where the party was in full swing. Minus one Opifex. All laughed and held a sweepstake to see how long it would take him to get back.....
 

Baxie's wedding to Chimaeri is in baboons on the 26th December.