Lev Rivers in......
"I was a GM's Plaything!!!"

Was i correct to bring the fashion Police to Cosmik? Okay he was wearing hideous (the word that started all this) pink top, thong and grey sleeves,..... but my common sense should've told me "No, dont go and insult the fashion integrity of a GM...."
Did i listen? No.......

Cosmik had heard that the fashion police were looking for him so had aptly named himself "Imnotcosmik" to which i stupidly made out that he was to the fashion police....big mistake.....


He pointed straight back at me and said "He's Cosmik...."

Here we see to my amazement, that im infact a GM! All those months of struggling for levels at an end, yey!!!!!!!!!!
 


3 name attempts later and Cosmik finally found one that was accepted, unfortunately for me....
With someone then renaming their pet "Sexualbeast" people were getting VERY confused and a trip to the pshyciatrists for me was seemingly inevitable.....
 


Now he was just toying with me.....
I never asked if i had to do his evil bidding......
 


With good friend "Thewanderer" standing next to me, i suddenly found an out of body experience as i looked at him and realized HIS name was Lev Rivers.......what was MINE? AGH!
I quickly realized we are all but mere pawns to the GMs....
We are at their mercy, they are the gods of RubiKa and should be worshipped accordingly
 


Unfortunately no amount of begging, praying or kissing their feet would do, and i soon found myself at the whim of a colourblind pink top and thong wearing GM who had always apparently wanted a helper come slave......GMbot was born..... ;) lol
 


With The Wanderer now Tweedledee, i found myself as Tweedledum.....it was now (that LONG i hear you screm) that i thought "it might be time to run......
 


In the shocking thought i'd have to go hunting the next day as Tweedledum, i hoped Cosmik would change me back......as you can see, my torture was not about to be ended just yet.....

More name changes and hundreds of "Nickname is not accepted" messages later, i finally got my own name, Lev Rivers back.....
Cosmik seemed quite disturbed by what nicknames had already been taken, so there's gotta be some sick sick people out there.....
Im finally now recovering in my home at Rome and my doctor has prescribed me 400cc of valium.
 

MESSAGE ADDENDUM : Lev Rivers is now undergoing extensive Omni-Med pshyciatric therapy for multiple-personality disorder.
After being examined it was thought that this is possibly the worst case of the disease ever to be known to man and Omni-Med have reffered Lev's case to Omni-Tek's leading Pshyciatric Expert, ..........one GM "Cosmik" Namechanger......